What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
10.06.2025 19:24
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
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Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
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Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
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Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
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Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
What is one thing you've learned from life?
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
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Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
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Make Nazis afraid again!
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
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And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
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I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.